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Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question.

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
"Always the real thing, always Roxana." XDDDDDDDD

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
"The Roxana universe" BOW DOWN TO MY AWE-INSPIRING MIGHT!!!!!!! >D

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
"Roxana for everyone." LULZ, wouldn't that make me a whore? XD

4. How would you answer a booty call?
"Oh my gods, it's a Roxana" XDDDDDDDDDDDD

5. How do you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
"There is no life without Roxana." Now that's just creepy XD

6. To someone you dislike?
"Can you feel Roxana?" I bet he/she can when I punch him/her in the face

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
"Swing your Roxana." WTFH! This is a fucking family site. Is it just me or does this sound extremely perverted? XD

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
"Roxana - now!" XD

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
"No Roxana, no kiss" WTF XDDDD

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
"Stay cool with Roxana." Yeah,

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
"Roxana's like heaven." And you're missin' out bitch D<

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
"Where the hell is Roxana?" So that I can beat the shit out of you! XD

13. What are the best words to describe you?
"What is Roxana?" Wow, that's actually pretty accurate

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
"Roxana makes dreams come true." *heavenly light shines down* XD

15. Your last words before you die...
"Are you ready for Roxana?" ... to die. XD

16. Your message to a special someone...
"Roxana is the sound of the future." No comment XD

17. Title of this post will be...
"I want Roxana and I want it now" XDDDD